You're so cute with the way you talk to yourself and stuff. Makes me feel better knowing that I'm not the only one. Haha
Oh You Are Not Alone, Anon. Brain and I have a rich internal life that has trouble staying internal. On the upside, people rarely approach us for directions or sit near us on public transit.
When I drove to work this morning, the very first song I heard was ZZ Top's "La Grange," which just tells me that my car (or the local DJ) is also on Brain's side. So, go forth and write camo porn!
This conspiracy is VAST and COMPREHENSIVE.
(I am keeping mum about the idea. IF I let Brain—and apparently all humanity—have its way, it’ll be a little while.)