Fiction from Nowhere

Pretty much my Castle fan fiction at this point. Because when you talk about being lazy and not experiencing "compulsion" to write, suddenly the compulsion fairy visits you.

Title: Kith and Kin, Chapter 2

WC: ~5900, this chapter, ~9900 total

Summary: “Meredith is no evil mastermind—Meredith isn’t any kind of mastermind—and he’s no innocent victim.” A TARDIS-verse two shot, set during Significant Others (5 x 10). See my bio for information on the TARDIS-verse. It’s not a crossover. COMPLETE

Rating: T

A/N: Chapter 2, as promised. Please ignore that brain decided to write another 1700 words or so …  Thank you for reading! I always appreciate hearing what you think. 

Chapter at FF.net

And at my LJ

Title: Kith and Kin

WC: ~4000, this chapter, ~8000 total

Summary: “Meredith is no evil mastermind—Meredith isn’t any kind of mastermind—and he’s no innocent victim.” A TARDIS-verse two shot, set during Significant Others (5 x 10). See my bio for information on the TARDIS-verse. It’s not a crossover. 

This comes after “For Now and Then” and before “Picturesque and Mythical” in the TARDIS-verse series, but remember: The stories in it are almost completely independent of one another. 

Rating: T

A/N: Because, you know, the end of the season did not bring enough angst. I thought we needed to revisit the middle of the season for angst. This is just two chapters, and I have the second written. I’m just editing it and it’ll be up either later tonight or in the morning at the latest. 

Same chapter at ff.net

And at my LJ

always100coffees:

30 Days of Castle Season 5 | Day 03 Best comedic episode

Third row down. Now tell me they did not totally do it in the bottom of the Bigfoot trap (for, not by). 

So that’s from something @wilw reblogged, but because @NathanFillion has to fuck with the paradigm, this is immediately what I think of. 

And then I had to do this. Because I have issues. 

Asker Anonymous Asks:
You're so cute with the way you talk to yourself and stuff. Makes me feel better knowing that I'm not the only one. Haha
pollylynn pollylynn Said:

Oh You Are Not Alone, Anon. Brain and I have a rich internal life that has trouble staying internal. On the upside, people rarely approach us for directions or sit near us on public transit. 

Me: Brain, I think this is kind of boring. I just think we probably shouldn’t write this. 

Brain: It’s so cute the way you think you have any power here. 

When I drove to work this morning, the very first song I heard was ZZ Top's "La Grange," which just tells me that my car (or the local DJ) is also on Brain's side. So, go forth and write camo porn!
pollylynn pollylynn Said:

This conspiracy is VAST and COMPREHENSIVE. 

(I am keeping mum about the idea. IF I let Brain—and apparently all humanity—have its way, it’ll be a little while.) 

The thing about Cora Clavia is that her feels make you question your commitment to frosting. They make you question the very core of your being. 

“Gimme All Your Lovin’”? “Tush”? Regardless, I love Brain. :)

Everyone loves Brain. Everyone is on Brain’s side. 

*tries not to laugh* *fails*

No one believes you’re trying. No one.